From Big Ben to Has Ben

I watched the Panthers & Steelers play last night while drinking a bottle, I mean a glass, of Vodka in bed. As you all well know I moved to my hometown of Pittsburgh last August from Charlotte. I brought back in my wife who is from North Carolina and a Panthers fan.
As I watched the 1st quater it was easy to see why the Panthers were picked to win the Super Bowl by ESPN. What I could not figure out is how Big Ben is still going to be the starter. Obviously the job does not go to the person who performs best in camp. I watch his first quater and had to get out and entire bottle of Kentucky Bourbon - which I ended up switching to Vodka because I had to go to work this morning. My head is still spinning from a pass that appeared to have gone un touched by the defense. The ball had a beautiful end over end spiral. It looked as good as a Gary Anderson field goal attempt.
At that point I believe that I coined a new nickname for Ben- HAS BEN! The guy looks worse than the City of New Orleans! The levy has broken!
Hopefully I am wrong - but Jesus the guy looks horrible!

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